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The story of me, an American in Edinburgh, Scotland finding my place as a musician, a husband, a father and a Christian.


The Best of "ihaveibs.blogspot.com" - The Next Four Months

November 2004 to January of 2005 compose what may be considered the start of the Golden Age of ihaveibs.blogspot.com. Today's best of excerpts are presented with links back to their original posts so that they may be enjoyed in their entirety, which is especially important for gems such as the 'Kerry Got Rocked Dragon."
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What if she was saying Shredder, not shredder? What if she was offering me a life size replica of MASTER SHREDDER?!?!?!?!
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The Kerry Got Rocked Dragon!!!
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Today, in Roger Graham's Mass communication class:

Student: The Scarecrow wanted a brain.
RG: What'd he end up getting?
Student: A diploma.
RG: Sounds like some of you!
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Does Moby have a blog? Does he apologize for any of his music on it? Is it very well presented but incredibly boring?
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Isn't that weird how they had a black guy in the early episodes called Spearchucker?: Those 70'’s man'… crazy times.
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I go to open the jar and…










Kaboom!!!
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Ferret carriers, with their intended cargo, are legal airline carry-ons.
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Can you get cancer of the hair?
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I think of all the great injustices and pains that I have faced in my life, the greatest was inflicted by my very flesh and blood. Not a parent, or a cousin, or a distant relative with no personal relationship, but my very own brother.
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She is not usually so cloaked in shadow, but she does indeed love the toast!
(Use this link to view the Ghetto Blog reffered to.)
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Join us again next time, as we continue through the best of ihaveibs.blogspot.com

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