A Long Time Ago, in a Country Far, Far Away...
4 Comments Published by Matt on Saturday, September 16, 2006 at 3:54 PM.
Ok, I was just sitting here in our flat, minding my own business when someone outside on the street started doing decidedly unholy things to a set of bagpipes. After about ten minutes of general squealing and honking they are now playing the theme from Star Wars for everyone within half a mile to hear.
I think the unholiness was just the bag warming up (there may be a technical term here, but I sure don't know it). I like bagpipes. My dad played them in his shop occasionally just to be silly.
I could not think of anything more holy than the Star Wars theme being played on the bagpipes. I just may weep.
Even after the pipes were warm, his playing was still rather unholy. I think there may have been alcohol involved. It seems like there usually is around here...
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