Matt's blog

Ah, what an experience! In reality, infinite experiences! Oh, what diverse treasures lie at the bottoms of countless bags! Oh, bottom of the bag, how you bring forth the salient features of your contents for one final stand shouting, "We may not be as fresh as the top of the bag, but we are certainly more poingant!" Oh, Tostitos, defined by your crunch and salt, is not the bottom of your bag perhaps too crunchy, perhaps too salty? Oh, Frosted Mini-Wheats, defined by your frost, your wheat, and your diminutive stature, is not the bottom of your bag sheer perfection?